Baby Bitch

I fall down my stairs, I talk to myself, I like pseudo-boyfriends, I ride my bike in heels, I'm pretty legit.

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“A German inventor, Jan Vinzenz Krause, has invented a spray-on condom that allows men of all sizes to have safe sex. The spray-on condom prototype measures a man’s size (really big, big, average, small, really small) and then covers his penis in liquid latex providing him with a proper fitting condom. With this innovation men would no longer have to feel discriminated against by condom companies who tend to only sale condoms for the average sized Joe.”
via Inventorspot.com
My only question is, Mr. Krause, uhm… where does the.. you know.. go… when the guy.. uhm… goes?? It seems like a pretttty tight seal.

“A German inventor, Jan Vinzenz Krause, has invented a spray-on condom that allows men of all sizes to have safe sex. The spray-on condom prototype measures a man’s size (really big, big, average, small, really small) and then covers his penis in liquid latex providing him with a proper fitting condom. With this innovation men would no longer have to feel discriminated against by condom companies who tend to only sale condoms for the average sized Joe.”

via Inventorspot.com

My only question is, Mr. Krause, uhm… where does the.. you know.. go… when the guy.. uhm… goes?? It seems like a pretttty tight seal.