Baby Bitch

I fall down my stairs, I talk to myself, I like pseudo-boyfriends, I ride my bike in heels, I'm pretty legit.

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October 13

Jon Stewart & Stupid Cubs Fans.

(I am a decided Cubs fan, thankyouverymuch.)

October 12
A UFO to come to earth on Oct 14 to spread the love - Federation Of Light. (WTF?)
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entrails: (via deadshot)  HOG (hot older gentleman).

entrails:

(via deadshot)

 HOG (hot older gentleman).

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(via soupsoup)
(via soupsoup)
October 11

Class vs Trash.

  • Me: really. i need to stop drinking those fkn cobden applz. poor life choices result. (they are still secretly my fav)
  • Parri: I seriously need to stop drinking patron (secretly, I plan on putting it in my cereal this morning)
  • Me: Parri..Patron=classy. Carissa..Ten High=trashy.
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Sarah Palin Remixed via Revolucian
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(wayyy too excited for the week of Halloween.)
(wayyy too excited for the week of Halloween.)
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“ Omg the roomie is really the most annoying girl ever, she is so the girls we judge all the time. Katie B. Gawd I heart this girl.
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Texts From Roomie.

  • (Last night)
  • Text 1: cops showing up at the rehearsal dinner, welcome to my family.
  • Text 2: Like half the wedding party is getting arrested. my uncle started fighting haha.
  • (earlier today I asked if everything was okay)
  • Text 3: Oh yeah some guys from the grooms side got arrested, no biggie.
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I’m a whore for a good chapstick. This one beats all the rest.
I’m a whore for a good chapstick. This one beats all the rest.